Can I offer you a cup of....

Not in the mood. Just not even in da mood. Some days are better than others. I acknowledge this. Some days are ordinary and we quickly forget. Some days are so wonderful that we never forget. Then there are the days we wish we could forget. While I'm at it, how about the last 5? Just go ahead and wipe my brain of all of it. This year is off to a wobbly start and if it weren't for my wonderful husband and my friend, Linda.... I'd be over the edge. There's that glimmer of "crazy" everytime I catch my reflection in the mirror. I guess it could be lack of sleep, lack of patience, lack of sex, or lack of food. With all those "lacks", it's no damn wonder I'm feeling evil.

One particular bit of wisdom that always applies, and that a Wicked Woman should never forget, is one should be careful where one puts one's expectations. It's perfectly alright to have them, just practice caution when applying them to certain people or events.

Oh, and just to put it out there in the Universe: To the lady at Wal Mart... I really don't care what you think is 'different'. Next time, have a nice warm cup of "Shut-the-Fuck-Up" with your breakfast. It'll do you good.